sardar jiiii
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and
shouted “Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident”
Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window.
While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn’t
have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he
remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe
a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it
was directly over him. The Sardar says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”
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Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he
picks it up and says ” Hello, how did you know I was here?”
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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can’t remember what they have been
assigned to.
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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his
checks so no one else could use them if he
lost his checkbook?
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A sardar’s response to the comment, “THINK about it!”:
“I don’t have to think-I ‘m sardar! ”
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Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?
‘ Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do
you have this problem?’ Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
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Why couldn’t the sardar write the number “eleven”? He
didn’t know which “one” (1) came first…