sat sri akal ji
Teacher to Santa ” Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have
came again..
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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in
my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na….
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Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother’s younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Do you know the similarity between “Dinasaurs” & “Decent Girls”
Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:15 am
oh man what are you all doing? It seems like the only thing you do is writing comments. Don’t be crazy!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:27 am
I’m trying to keep away from reading posts like this. It is totally meaningless. Ain’t it shame to post rubbish like this?