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Newotn’s laws

Universal law:

“ Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money “


First law:

“ a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. “


Second law:

“ the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. “


Third law:

“ the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping.”

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